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[character name]: Deadpool (AKA Wade Wilson)
[series]: Marvel Comics (616)
[player eljay]: the_mouthy_merc
[messenger]: Morzox (AIM)
[e-mail]: morzox@gmail.com

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[nick / name]: Morzox
[personal LJ name]: morzox
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[e-mail]: morzox@gmail.com
[AIM / messenger]: Morzox

[series]: Marvel Comics (616 Universe)
[character]: Deadpool (Wade Wilson)

[character history / background]: This should give you most of what you need to know for starters. After the events of the civil war, Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth, and his sometimes-buddy Cable, Nathan Winters/Dayspring Askani’Son Atchoo, otherwise known as Priscilla whenever Deadpool feels so inclined, had gone their separate ways. Deadpool, after Cable's apparent death, decided to become a superhero instead of resuming his usual mercenary work. Not that he would have been able to get a decent job anymore anyway, given his merc reputation got shot to hell after a number of publicized failures, most of which involved people hiring him to work against Cable's self-appointed mission to make the world a better place whether it wanted it or not. Faced with this reality, Deadpool decided that if he couldn't get work as a merc (hey, that rhymed!), he'd try his hand at the super-gig. Skip ahead a bit, he's picked up minions sidekicks a loyal supporting cast in the form of Bob, agent of Hydra, who Deadpool is technically holding hostage, and Weasel, Wade's tech-freak buddy, and has had wacky multi-dimensional adventures during which he fought alongside Captain America, the Fantastic Four, and came to find the hero inside himself. ........... Well, sort of. Yeah. We'll just run with that one.

The Cable and Deadpool series ended with Deadpool joining the Avengers to fight an army of symbiote-infected dinosaurs in Manhattan (I can't make this stuff up, folks!), and his heroic self-sacrifice to prevent allowing the symbiote to merge with him because it would have been nearly unstoppable then. Of course, it wasn't really much of a sacrifice since everybody knew he'd come right back after regenerating his brain, but hey, it's not like it doesn't hurt like hell. So yeah, heroic. Other notable achievements include screwing around in Spider-Man's past, helping out with the X-Men a few times, and keeping an old woman hostage in his apartment for some undisclosed amount of time. Anyway, he's a good guy now, and that's what matters, right?
[character abilities]: Best example? Try this. Other talents include wisecracks, being a general nuisance, and breaking the fourth wall on multiple occasions and getting away with it. Chalk it up to insanity.
[character personality]: Think Ryan Reynolds with brain damage and a violent streak. Crazy, joking, fast-talking mercenary with a thing for Bea Arthur and chimichangas. Yeah. He's a man of simple tastes. He fancies himself a hero these days, even though there really isn't ANYONE, not even the people whose lives he's saved, who actually looks at him that way. But he's a humorous guy, he rolls with it. Of course, the fact that he often goes out of his way to annoy the living crap out of people probably hasn't helped to endear him to anyone.
[point in timeline you're picking your character from]: From the end of Cable and Deadpool, not too far after the major events of the Civil War.

[journal post]:
[Accidental Voice Post]
-so I tell him, "you've looked at a stegosaurus in some way before?" .................... Huh? Weasel? Bob? Guys?

.................. Aw, crap. I hate multi-dimensional arcs. And where the hell's my yellow text?!

[third person / log sample]:
Click. Dexter's Lab. Click. Family Guy. Click. Golden Girls. SCORE!

............ Bzzt. The power was out. Wade looked around, wondering at the back of his head just why he felt as if he was being driven by some unseen force, some invisible puppetier commanding his every move......... But that was stupid. Back to the problem at hand. Power was out. He was missing Golden Girls. Something needed to explode. No, no, gotta remember, doing the hero thing now. Someone needed to get the crap beat out of them. It'd been so long since he'd taken a PAYING gig that he hadn't been able to pay the bill. Agency X, run by his...... his clone or something, it all depends on the writer I think, Alex Hayden. They were the ones that were supposed to be paying him now, but the cheap bastard had been neglecting to hand over the money for some time now, claiming that Wade hadn't been pulling his own weight, at which Deadpool responded with a quip about Alex's own weight, which had been extraordinarily high since Hydra gave him the "American gene" to make him obese and perpetually hungry. Hell, his food bills had to be eating through the Agency's money worse than Alex through a steak dinner.

It was time to go "negotiate" the terms of his contract with the agency. Wade made sure to pack plenty of ammunition.

[Additional sample]:
[OOC: It is the wish of this player to let the mods know that any and all smartass-ness in this post is ONLY intended to reflect the nature of the character and his source material. Honest. Also, Deadpool's called a merc with a mouth because he talks a whole lot, so please keep that in mind with this dialogue-heavy post. It is my hope you can gather his motivations and personality better through his dialogue than my witless explanations.]

"Contract negotiations?" Weasel, one of the most integral parts of Wade's loyal supporting cast, sat with Bob, agent of Hydra, and both of Alex Hayden's partners, Sandi and Outlaw. They all nodded, and continued to watch the spectacle. Neither Deadpool nor Alex, otherwise known as Agent X, were paying any real attention to them, though, due to the fact that they were both in the middle of trying to kill each other. Well, not so much kill each other, really. Since they were more or less the same person, they both shared a healing factor that allowed them to hack, slash, and shoot away at each other for hours and still be standing at the end of it all. It was really more of a question of whether or not the office would survive the 'negotiations'.

As Wade was jabbing his sword into Hayden's hideously deformed (read: obese) hide, a moment of zen introspection overcame him. "Ooh," he thought, "I feel some expository dialogue coming up!" And indeed it did.

Hayden shouted over the gunfire at Wade, "Maybe if you didn't accept so many pro-bono jobs I'd actually have something to pay you with- and to pay you FOR! Read your contract! 'Deadpool will shoot, stab, kick, and head-butt stuff for money. Add twenty-five cents per useless pop-culture quip.'"

Wade responded in outrage, "I've done that, Hayden! Including many quips! Didn't Dr. Strange pay for that whole T-Ray soul repo job?"

"Yes, but again, the rates on the time machine..."

Stab, stab, slash, kick; by now both participants in the conversation were bullet-ridden and had at least two edged weapons sticking out of their bodies. "Oh, no way the Fantastic Four charge for that! C'mon, I've got rent to pay! Porn and ammo to buy! Hasn't Hydra paid Bob's ransom yet?"

"They said they can't pay ransom in monthly installments, some accounting issues, I think."

Ah, yes, Bob, Wade remembered kidnapping him at least four or five issues ago. Wade had been sneaking into a Hydra base with his friend Weasel as part of some complicated plot that would take way too much expository writing to explain because it's all kind of one smooth flow of events, but suffice it to say that he was only a few inches tall at the time but still managed to saddle Bob like a horse and use him as a mount to make it through the base in less than a week (short legs do not a quick trip make). After he used some convenient Hydra technology to return himself to normal, he snookered Bob into helping him escape, too. Bob was a pretty good sport about it, too, Wade had to admit it. For a spineless lacky of one of the world's most prominently lame fascist organizations, Bob was good people. They kind of wound up leaving Weasel behind, though, whom they had to go back for later on at a rather convenient point in time. But that's all more complicated plot mumbo-jumbo that Wade wouldn't be able to fit into a recap page, much less a livejournal post. Now where was he.......?

Oh yeah, they had a visitor. Almost shot he head clean off, too. Deadpool waved, Uzi still in hand. "Irene Merryweather!" To avoid more expository dialogue (they use that term a lot, I've taken a liking to it), Irene had come to the agency to hire Deadpool to retrieve an important piece of technology from the clutches of Brainchild, some big-headed freak in a diaper. Wade, newfound hero spirit all aflutter, gladly accepted, saying it was his duty as an X-Man ("You're not an X-Man, Wade."), his duty as a superhero for hire to stop the fat-headed madman.

And that chain of events led up to symbiote dinosaurs running amuk in Manhattan. No joke.

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