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11th-Sep-2008 03:30 pm - 13th Shootout
Forest Wilson
[Private to self]
Man, does my staff have the budget to keep me in this crossover special this long? Hey, maybe I'll get so popular I'll start getting into all the cool teams like Wolverine does! Then I'll get to be in all the movies and everyone can start getting bitter about me for a change! Who wouldn't want that!?

... Man, it's been too long since I've had to cut through swaths of henchmen/ninjas save the world. I think I might be starting to lose it. I mean, I'm talking to myself! You do that anyway! Yeah, but it's always in the lovable Shakespearian aside sort of way, not in the two-way dialogue sort of way! You've got a point... Well, stop talking to me and start talking to someone else, then! Hey, that's a good idea! Thanks! Anytime, me!

[/private]

I hate that guy. Jerk.

Say, you guys ever get this feeling like you've done something stupid but you don't know what it is? It's been bugging me. Kinda like when Cable screwed around with my head and made it like so's all the people I've killed would keep following me around through TV screens and stuff and whine at me like the ghosts of Christmas past or something. I think he thought it was supposed to make me feel bad about them all, but they were all evil ^$*holes who deserved to die! Some of 'em were even trying to destroy the world! .... Well, I mean, in the end he was right, anyway, but...

... Man, I've gotta stop doing the whole "like that time when" shtick. People are gonna start accusing me of Family Guy humor. Seriously, I hate that show. I don't think the world would mind if I saved it from Seth, right? Wow, I was actually able to mention those things by name! What kind of wacky, copyright-infringing world am I IN?!
11th-Aug-2008 05:52 pm - 9th Shot
Doorknobs
Y'know, I probably oughta look into getting a real roommate. I mean, even a guy like me can only settle for the company of the mentally deranged for so long. No offense, Napoleon.

So how about it, folks? Let's get better acquainted, huh? Okay, okay, me first!

Hi, my name is Wade (customers and weirdos I don't like can call me Deadpool) and I'm addicted to sitcoms I'm a recovering homicidal psychopath I'm ugly as sin I've got a stockpile bigger than some lesser-known military outposts crammed into my backpack............. Um.... Well, let's just say I've got "eccentric" qualities. I mean, it's not like I'm the craziest guy here or anything. I like to think I make an honest effort, but that's beside the point. I also like long stalks through the dark insides of assorted super-fortresses and the like, I'm a big fan of all kinds of weaponry and infiltration techniques, and I like chimichangas (not the food, I just like saying it) and Bea Arthur. I'm also proficient in a large number of firearms and bladed weapons, and I was a sumo wrestler at one point! These days I'm just your regular super-hero/mercenary, doing what I can to help the world and doing bit jobs for whoever's crazy enough to hire me to do their dirty laundry in the meanwhile. I wish I was being figurative.

Things I don't like include clowns, stock ninjas, my face, being typecast, having to sit still unless it's in front of a TV, Agent X, that other guy who says he's me but doesn't even LOOK like me he just says I stole his identity or some other crap like that which can't be proven because the writers don't agree on it, botching a job, clowns, people who don't stay dead when I kill them and then come back and give me a guilt trip about it like I wasn't 100% justified killing them in the first place since they were the ones doing the whole super-villain trip or because they were the ones that chose to be cannon fodder henchmen or whatever, and running out of ammo. Did I mention clowns? Eugh...

Hey, Tony, when am I supposed to start? I kind of need the cash. And something to shoot. I'd rather it not be something I'd feel guilty about.

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