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24th-Sep-2008 05:15 am - 15th Spree
Go time
Oh come on, even I've read Macbeth. Well, I saw the movie once, anyway. Close enough.

Yeah, yeah, I killed a whole lotta people before. It's what I do. And I'm good at it. But I'm trying NOT to do it these days.

So, for the record, I'd like to say:

THEY ALL DESERVED IT, EVERY FREAKING ONE OF 'EM.
22nd-Sep-2008 12:34 am - 14th Costume Change
Fighty time!
LOOKIT ME! I'M DAVID BOWIE!
6th-Jul-2008 06:24 pm - 4th Nonsense
Staring
Oh, man, this is the best thing ever! Hey, anyone got any lions or, OH! HEY, IRON MAN! GET OVER HERE, WE NEED A TIN MAN! Bring some water, too, just in case. I hear any flapping wings and I'm shooting on si-..... eh.... sound. Yeah. DOROTHY, EAT YOUR HEART OUT! C'mon, Scarecrow! And a one, two, three-!

OOOOOh, I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a bra-ACK!


[ooc: Deadpool's trying to recreate the Wizard of Oz. Skipping along with a scarecrow he found, of course he has to do it blindfolded so the thing can keep moving, but they're both singing; of course, until Deadpool freaking trips and takes them both to the ground. Clumsy scarecrow+blindfolded Deadpool does not grace in motion make. Feel free to see the two nimrods, but the scarecrow'll probably stop moving upon such and make them fall over again. :D]
30th-Jun-2008 02:30 pm - 2- Fun with Puns!
How embarassing
And here I am without my water wings. This is the biggest letdown since Family Guy stopped being canceled. Really, the guys who green lighted that should be given the biggest wedgie known to man. I think I'd be just the man to do it, too. I won't rest until the evildoer's underwear's all the way down his and/or her throat!

But seriously, who the hell comes up with these jokes?

Anyway, before I go into a crazed frenzy breaking every clock I find in this city, anyone wanna offer a cool guy like me a place to stay?


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[OOC: Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool. Since I can't think of anything for Wilson and since the real definition of a deadpool isn't interesting, good ol' Wade is wearing a deflated wading pool around his waist like a limp tutu. Get it? It's a DEAD POOL. HAHAHAHA.]

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