[Deadpool isn't affected, but the crazy homeless man he hangs out with apparently is. And he's singing Eric Idle. Deadpool couldn't be happier.]

"Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth~!"

Bravo, Sir Tim Bonaparte! I didn't know Napoleon could sing, man! Boy, not only am I enjoying a sense of childish giddiness, I'm also learning about history! This place is great!

[OOC: Yes..... He's going around doing the desert thing. And by that I mean he's riding a camel and wearing a turban and exploring the area. And he's having quite an awesome time of it. Seriously, though, if you have a Star Wars character, by ALL MEANS feel free to have them get snuck up on by him and have him do the whole Sand People noise. Heck, he might even knock you out and leave you there for the heck of it. He's not killing or brutally injuring anyone, though, don't worry. He WILL be looking for work, though, so anyone wants any seedy jobs done, let him know.]

And here I am without my water wings. This is the biggest letdown since Family Guy stopped being canceled. Really, the guys who green lighted that should be given the biggest wedgie known to man. I think I'd be just the man to do it, too. I won't rest until the evildoer's underwear's all the way down his and/or her throat! But seriously, who the hell comes up with these jokes? Anyway, before I go into a crazed frenzy breaking every clock I find in this city, anyone wanna offer a cool guy like me a place to stay?

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[OOC: Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool. Since I can't think of anything for Wilson and since the real definition of a deadpool isn't interesting, good ol' Wade is wearing a deflated wading pool around his waist like a limp tutu. Get it? It's a DEAD POOL. HAHAHAHA.]