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| Alright, so, I guess I've put it off long enough, but Tony, tightwad he is, won't pay me unless I actually do some work, so here we go. Isn't speaking in plurals fun? I see why Venom does it all the time.
So, I'm looking for some kid, calls herself "Spoiler"? Wears purple, ruins movie endings, cheats villains out of 8 bucks, something like that? I was told she's looking for training or something like that. I don't usually do this sorta thing, but hey, a job's a job. And since I haven't had a chance to look around for a Hydra base or armies of evil undead ninjas, it's been hard finding something fun to do.
Oh yeah, while I'm thinking about it, anyone here know anything about weapons? I'm gonna need a supplier/gunsmith while I'm here since Weasel's stuck wherever the heck he is now. Probably in jail for something or other without me there to bail him outta trouble. Haha! And when I get back I'll totally have to drag Bob along to help bust him out, and he'll have some crazy story to tell us about how he wound up there, and how Bubba was giving him the eye just before we heroically crash in and drag him out! Oh, man. I'm looking forward to that.
... So, uh, what was I talking about again? Oh, yeah, guns. Right. Swords, too. The ones I got are nice and all, and I try my best to keep 'em clean, but you never know. Weasel gave me this "indestructible" sword once, and stupid T-Ray broke it in half with those stupid ugly, hulk hands of his. Wait, was that how it happened? Wait, no, I think it was..... Ah... Huh. Well, it's not important. Point is, I'm not paying a ridiculous amount of money for an "indestructible" sword ever again unless it's actually indestructible.
Also, do they rent storage space around here? Like, rental trailer storage shed things? I need someplace to keep my crap. Don't wanna leave all those sharp, shooty toys where kids can get into trouble with them, right? ..... Hey, maybe I could tape them to the ceiling... Would that work? ... No, no, not enough room on the ceiling... Hmmm... |
- Tags:dead cool, eden, funny words, god shut up already, guns, matt, mcclane, merc with a mouth, nostalgia, people i keep forgetting to post to, spoiler, storage needed, swords, tags proportional to ranting, talk talk talk, training nubile youngsters, weasel, work to do
- Mood:crazy
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| GODZILLA!
THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST DAY EVER! I LOVE THIS TOWN! |
- Tags:cloverfield, curse day, dead cool, deadpool, godzilla, i was a sumo wrestler once, lolwut, monster fight!, seriously
- Location:Out hacking, slashing, shooting lil' clovies
- Mood:jubilant
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| Wade's To-do List:
1) Get place to stay to get off street and get a real shower (note: pay city back for broken fire hydrants later, but don't give one red cent colored money, that kills me to the witnesses)
2) Get job to get money
3) Use money to buy food, ammo, and a TV
4) See if they get anything with Bea in it in this dimension
5) Check up on old "friends"
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Hey, this is kinda like when Nate was a baby, but with less loopholing and time paradoxing. Hey, I can verb whatever I adjective like verbing. Who's got the diapers? I know there's at least SOME of you out there who've got 'em. It's statistics, people. Even a guy like me knows that!
Anyway, Deadpool Inc. is open for business! Freelance mercenary work, bodyguarding, wisecracking, verbing, and if you're hot enough, and believe me, I'm not picky, potential nighttime companion! All I need to get started is a business partner/roommate/sidekick/loyal supporting cast, some funding, and a base of operations to get started. |
- Tags:cancer, curse day, days of our youth, dead cool, deadpool inc, kids, lol awesome, marvel universe, sexy skin disfigurations, sidekicks, unaffected
- Mood:crazy
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| And here I am without my water wings. This is the biggest letdown since Family Guy stopped being canceled. Really, the guys who green lighted that should be given the biggest wedgie known to man. I think I'd be just the man to do it, too. I won't rest until the evildoer's underwear's all the way down his and/or her throat!
But seriously, who the hell comes up with these jokes?
Anyway, before I go into a crazed frenzy breaking every clock I find in this city, anyone wanna offer a cool guy like me a place to stay? |
~~~~~~~~~~~ [OOC: Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool. Since I can't think of anything for Wilson and since the real definition of a deadpool isn't interesting, good ol' Wade is wearing a deflated wading pool around his waist like a limp tutu. Get it? It's a DEAD POOL. HAHAHAHA.] | |
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