| Oh, man, this is the best thing ever! Hey, anyone got any lions or, OH! HEY, IRON MAN! GET OVER HERE, WE NEED A TIN MAN! Bring some water, too, just in case. I hear any flapping wings and I'm shooting on si-..... eh.... sound. Yeah. DOROTHY, EAT YOUR HEART OUT! C'mon, Scarecrow! And a one, two, three-!
OOOOOh, I could while away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head, I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle For any individ'le In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin' You could be another Lincoln, If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore, I could think of things I never thunk before And then I'd sit and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin' My head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain. I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry If I only had a bra-ACK! | [ooc: Deadpool's trying to recreate the Wizard of Oz. Skipping along with a scarecrow he found, of course he has to do it blindfolded so the thing can keep moving, but they're both singing; of course, until Deadpool freaking trips and takes them both to the ground. Clumsy scarecrow+blindfolded Deadpool does not grace in motion make. Feel free to see the two nimrods, but the scarecrow'll probably stop moving upon such and make them fall over again. :D] |