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| Oh come on, even I've read Macbeth. Well, I saw the movie once, anyway. Close enough.
Yeah, yeah, I killed a whole lotta people before. It's what I do. And I'm good at it. But I'm trying NOT to do it these days.
So, for the record, I'd like to say:
THEY ALL DESERVED IT, EVERY FREAKING ONE OF 'EM. |
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| Good thing that curse was just people slapping each other. If it'd been all 18th century-ish I'd be worried about learning stuff. Not just any stuff, either, but HISTORY. Another bullet dodged. Not that I usually have to dodge them, but just because I'm crazy doesn't mean that kinda thing doesn't hurt. I just have a high tolerance from years of experience.
Hey, is it quieter around here or do I have a knife through my ears again? No, no, I can still hear myself talk. Phew, I was worried for a moment there. Ask anyone who knows me, I do so enjoy the sound of my own voice. Has that cool kinda gravelly Demi Mooreish quality to it that just adds to any quip. Say, where'd that other guy go? Name was Matt? Something like that? Hey, that rhymed.
You guys are almost out of milk, by the way. Just letting you know. You should probably do something about that.
Say, Tony, find that kid yet? Freeloading is fun and all but it gets kinda dull after a while. |
- Tags:bad roommate, bored, crazy bastard, deadpool, freeloader, kind of a dick, matt, probably needs an asskicking, professor deadpool?, spoiler, superhero trainer, tony stark
- Mood:bored
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